Oh please, Fuck You that was Funny !




Of ? Me ?

Like, you want to know who I am ? Really ?
Well, In fact ... I'm pretty awesome, a kind of gay weird Lemur ...

(Source : tbotofficial)


itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 


thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.


urtube:

When you’re an old man with dentures and you light your beard on fire:

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Geckos in Paris

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bravejem:

We don’t even needs comic books anymore. We made a super hero team by pointing at a bunch of random words in the dictionary.

This man needs to stop. 

(Source : communified)


hannibalspenis:

commanderjshepard:

literally what happens

im still fucking laughing at this

hannibalspenis:

commanderjshepard:

literally what happens

im still fucking laughing at this

(Source : windreaver)


bcteria:

everything is a lie

bcteria:

everything is a lie

(Source : houenn)


i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

(Source : pumpkinkraken)


  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food


Connor WalshPilot


thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.


proclone-myrtle-tyrell:

  • Maggie (Emma Roberts) is a con-artist fortuneteller who will have a romantic storyline with Jimmy (Evan Peters)

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(Source : glorious-gloria-mott)


officialunitedstates:

faustsfancycorner:

officialunitedstates:

did tennessee the heaven hurt when you fell from the it

what

enough to break the ice