Oh please, Fuck You that was Funny !




Of ? Me ?

Like, you want to know who I am ? Really ?
Well, In fact ... I'm pretty awesome, a kind of gay weird Lemur ...

im-my-only-trinity:

danhowellpng:

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this is the second time Phil’s been to the emergency room due to cat allergy issues

Dan’s shirt


kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

(Source : fyspringfield.com)


officialunitedstates:

kids in the 40s:  dream of winter wonderland

kids in the 2010s: dream of grunge wonderland


unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.


kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(Source : shopjeen)


closetperspective:

franklyrainbows:

Seriously though, where does Trevor even go?

At first I was like 
WHY IS DOOFENSCHMIRTZ BALD
and then it hit me.

closetperspective:

franklyrainbows:

Seriously though, where does Trevor even go?

At first I was like 

WHY IS DOOFENSCHMIRTZ BALD

and then it hit me.


heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

(Source : spookyandreckless)


biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL


deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong


(Source : bmvagabnd)



toughguyuh:

“Sometimes when people love each other very much they need time apart                           so when they come back together their love is even stronger.”


queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine


(Source : fionagoddess)


felicity-is-his-happy-story:

"Be patient."

"I have all the time in the world..unless another monster appears and kills me."